Let me share with you the terrible secrets I have come to know...
Caretaker is a non-playable character in the Darkest Dungeon who's visible at the Graveyard, Provision Window, Glossary window, the Activity Log, the Stage Coach and present in the different stress relievers, blocking one slot every week.
Successfully complete your first foray in to the
Ruins. Defeat the
Apprentice Necromancer. Defeat the
Sonorous Prophet. Defeat the Necromancer.
Defeat the Fulminating Prophet.
Defeat the Necromancer Lord.
Defeat the Gibbering Prophet.
Wizened Hag. Defeat the
Brigand 8 Pounder. Defeat the Hag.
Defeat the Brigand 12 Pounder.
Defeat the Hag Witch.
Defeat the Brigand 16 Pounder.
Swine Prince. Defeat the
Inchoate Flesh. Defeat the Swine King.
Defeat the Unstable Flesh.
Defeat the Swine God.
Defeat the Formless Flesh.
Siren. Defeat the
Sodden Crew. Defeat the Alluring Siren.
Defeat the Sunken Crew.
Defeat the Beguiling Siren.
Defeat the Drowned Crew.
Brigand Incursion. Succeed on your first assault on the
Darkest Dungeon. Succeed on your second assault on the Darkest Dungeon.
Succeed on your third assault on the Darkest Dungeon.
Complete the final Darkest Dungeon quest.
Courtyard. Dismiss the
Baron. Unseat the
Viscount. Depose the Countess.
Powerful spirits will wash the taste of maggots out of my mouth.
Your face and the drinks are all blending together, my liege!
My very soul rests on this throw of the dice! Again!
I wager it all - all of it!
A loveless embrace - what cruel irony!
Such pretty things, my pets, my pets...
Sometimes it's nice to find a quiet spot, that my dark musings go undisturbed.
Peace is acceptance. We are all but playthings of the Gods!
I pray, I beseech - GET ME AWAY FROM THIS PLACE!
Oh Light, burn my soul! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Take my blood as you have taken my mind! Whoo-hahahaha!
One lash for each of you! No skin shall be left!
Achievements associated with the Caretaker
Caretaker Complete all Caretaker Goals
The Caretaker has a permanent grin. He seems to have little control over it, as he covers his face at serious moments, his twisted smile still visible underneath.